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Disaster Swordsman // Brendan

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A new journey, a new blade.

Hello and welcome to my site! I'm Brendan, Aka DisasterSwordsman! There's plenty to tell about me, so I'll give a lil rundown here so you can have a vague idea on what I might talk about here; I'm 23 years old, Married, and I have two kids! I work in a factory that processes plastic, and I play wayyy too many video games to list each and every one, but I am a sucker for unique and weird indie games, I am in a similar situation when it comes to music, and I don't watch too many movies or shows, I like to read when the mood strikes, anddd... yeah, that's all I have in mind right now as of writing this!

So there's that, I have this page as an about me section of sorts, despite it's way too big size for such a thing lol. I have a .json fueled blog page over on "Swordsman Reds" up on the navbar, it should stay more updated as far as tippity typing away on tangents and such, this front page will probably be more for projects and whatnot if I ever make anything besides this one.